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Swear Demotivational Poster


SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive


TAGS: swearing learn do right drive
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:55 pm
*$-h-o-t *[email protected] Dang it! My above comment makes me look like a foul-mouthed SOB :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:52 pm
Eddie Murphy said that when you get shot, you automatically say, "mother******!" He said watch those Regan tapes in slow motion, you'll see him mouth that word. Then he wondered if the pope said "mother---" when he got shot. (curious face)
Budog - January 1, 2012, 10:26 pm
Krystal, I think and arrow to the knee would do the trick yikes!
kyrstal - January 1, 2012, 8:21 pm
i used to never swear right like you, then i took an arrow in the knee
mariand - January 1, 2012, 7:36 pm
hahaha...be thankful, that's what it makes them good car drivers
Verdeckt - January 1, 2012, 6:36 pm
It's where my kids learned all their swear words.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 4:19 pm
That's True .


GOD GOES FISHING -


TAGS: god fishing lie swear big
Rating: 4.23/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:14 pm
but the you let it go and off it went with your cr5ss
jig - January 28, 2012, 12:10 pm
Finally explained


THE BACON MEMORIAL PRESBYRTERIAN CHURCH -


TAGS: this is a real thing i swear
Rating: 3.43/5

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Widow9669 - July 6, 2010, 12:46 am
a religion I could get into.


GO F*** YOURSELF -


TAGS: words swearing
Rating: 4.79/5

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djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 1:24 am
Times New Roman, Bold, 73+ size, variable kerning & tracking (damn font fetish). Ooor, just use AutoMotivator. It's why a lot of people's posters look like the original Despair, Inc. Demotivators.
Rick69 - January 22, 2012, 6:24 am
Really good poster; what font is this... it looks amazing for titles! :)
djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:04 pm
To both, thank you! :D
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 2:06 pm
good one
Zetmonk - January 13, 2012, 6:29 am
Nicely done!


WORDS - Sometimes they're simply useless


TAGS: i saw this on tv i swear
Rating: 3.15/5

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shannon21 - October 20, 2010, 2:31 pm
that is Hugh Laurie
Briton of Rose - November 29, 2009, 5:49 am
Well it sure as hell isn't Lupus!
Krista - November 28, 2009, 7:22 pm
Um, is that Hugh Laurie?


SWEARING -




Dagnabbit -


TAGS: babies life cursing swears disappointments
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 12:36 am
Thanks little and a happy 2014 to you too
chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 12:35 am
haha, these are all great Prissy! happy new year to you!! :D


POTENTIAL -




Canadian Graffiti -


TAGS: graffiti canadians polite swearing
Rating: 4.45/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:56 pm
Crap is acceptable too...teehee.
EmilioDumphque - March 13, 2014, 2:35 pm
Poop!
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:25 pm
Thanks little, glad I gave ya a chuckle!
chickenlittle - March 13, 2014, 9:15 am
ahaha that's awesome, laughed out loud MissP :D


BRITARDED -


TAGS: moo put me up to this i swear
Rating: 4.37/5

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Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:40 pm
@Aggy... I didn't let it get too much out of hand, but I really let the gloves off with #87028. I think I heard Moo+ laughing all the way from down here in Texas.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:42 pm
Reading week.... motifakes. Not hung over... so, sad.
MrRandom - February 15, 2010, 9:40 pm
On reading week for school. Supposed to be for homework. Very hungover. You?
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:37 pm
Random!!!! Great to see ya! Yeah, I have a month of posters I'm rooting through... WOW, a lot of them. Can't let any pass me by. How ya been?
MrRandom - February 15, 2010, 9:30 pm
Catching up on a few posters Aggy?
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:28 pm
LMFAO!!!
Dude 4515 - January 24, 2010, 3:14 am
so that's why he/she/it had such a fascination with 16. art immitating life. eww. 5L!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2010, 8:10 pm
5L. Hilarious!!!!
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 3:52 pm
@TTH most excellent snow family!! you have such nice owners to include you, and build one of you too.
TheTrashHeap - January 23, 2010, 1:18 pm
Check the snow adventures thread Grey
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 12:17 pm
PICS!!! or I call Shenanigans!!
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 12:16 pm
I've tried curling (under the influence) and it's like bowling and chess comingled. physical agility and strategy combined.
TheTrashHeap - January 23, 2010, 12:14 pm
brb gotta build a snowman.
TheTrashHeap - January 23, 2010, 12:12 pm
Thanks for the link Grey. You are right about TV coverage and curling. Its actually a great sport (especially while under the influence) and is much more exciting than it would seem on TV. Millions of people watch Golf on TV and thats agony to me.
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 12:09 pm
curling is like hockey in that TV coverage does it no justice.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 12:07 pm

pretty much yes.
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 12:06 pm
@TTH...http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=9054&start=140.... 3rd from the bottom
TheTrashHeap - January 23, 2010, 12:06 pm
Thats the hope Grey. We have a blind ski jumper I'm rooting for too. To rerun... so it is all still speculation then.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 12:03 pm

not a banning, a "resignation" if you will. BoR said they were leaving here since they were unwanted. It is in some forum post.
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 12:02 pm
you guys are the favorite for the olympics on your own turf ice I'm guessin'?
TheTrashHeap - January 23, 2010, 12:01 pm
Sorry Grey I'm Canadian so I only follow curling. XD
TheTrashHeap - January 23, 2010, 12:00 pm
Oh? has there been a resolution? a banning? an admittance of guilt? NO. Its all the same speculation I based my comments a month ago on. It had already asked for naked pics and started M.A.L.T.
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 11:59 am
TTH, prognosticator extraordinaire, so, who's your pick for the Super Bowl?
rerun - January 23, 2010, 11:55 am

That was probably because at the time not everything was resolved....just guessing
TheTrashHeap - January 23, 2010, 11:53 am
So i guess I just spoke too soon on the britarded thing eh? I caught hell for saying all this stuff a month ago, yet now its all ok! Who's calling shenanigans now huh!
ICEMAN - January 23, 2010, 10:49 am
Amazing. Damn good.
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 9:43 am
Goddamn it, Produce! 5L
lesterinside - January 23, 2010, 9:40 am
LMAO....
LogicDude - January 23, 2010, 8:38 am
That is f*cking hilarious...and now,I'm going to take yet ANOTHER shower...this dirty feeling, it just won't go away!
BoneCD - January 23, 2010, 8:38 am
Ditto
rerun - January 23, 2010, 8:33 am

wow, this is fantastic.


PLEASE MR. SMOKEY -


TAGS: we can stay in a motel room next time separate beds i swear
Rating: 3.69/5

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Feasibly - September 29, 2011, 6:19 pm
Prying the window open is usually more convenient...that 8 by 10 picture of the Power Rangers setting on the window sill comes in handy to prop the window on.
Chopperliscious - November 12, 2009, 3:29 am
During the 90's, a woman in New South Wales got a murder charge dropped to manslaughter on grounds of temporary insanity caused by PMS.
Sean - November 12, 2009, 2:59 am
It's about PMS, you know? *snickers*
agdaniele - November 12, 2009, 2:56 am
Still love this one.


YOUTH -


TAGS: i swear im not really talking about giraffes honest no letters to the studio please and no picketting this time
Rating: 3.57/5

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GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 9:29 pm
classic truth, and they who shall judge, will eventually be judged, and have to listen to "I Told you, wait till you have your own"
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 8:50 am
So sod...
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:49 am
"Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke"...OBVIOUSLY you've never been to my house where teenage heads turn so quick the *crack* you hear isn't the slap but the breaking of the sound barrier. Spare the rod and all that!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:48 am
What're these little bastards doing on my lawn again!? I just seeded and fertilized dammit!!!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:50 am
"nerf ball" eh??? I've never heard of a multi-attachment top-of-the-line power dildo called THAT before. Is that a wry reference to it's lowest setting?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:43 am
Hence the helmet.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:42 am
As a target?
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:41 am
Meh, past my bed time, anyway. He only tolerates me for the Lawn-Darts.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
But he has my nerf ball!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
Harr you can stay. For some reason he tolerates you.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
Hey you kids, get the H. offa LogicDudes' lawn!!!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
I was at work killing time on the lap top on break. Didn't feel like doing any more programming, already did 4 freakin hours for something that has a chance at not even happening.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:37 am
Kind of a YOUTHful instigator. Subtle. Very subtle.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
It started an interesting tangent. Way to leave an idea sitting there, waiting to go awry.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
Random, you kill me!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:35 am
Did my joke go bad?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
*air guitar*
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
I am familiar with none of these phrases.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
I kinda like the Bill and Ted lingo. Excellent!!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:25 am
STFU? I don't know. That might be a recent expression...maybe even 2006
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
Yeah, its a great poster. I give it a five long ago. I'm just commenting because I'm bored.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
I think that gets me up to about 2004. No?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
You need to STFU and let a righteous poster bask in the glory of its epic righteousness, dude.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:20 am
O, Ferris. I don't know why I thought of Spicolli when I heard that. I need to watch more old movies...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:19 am
Oh, sorry. I thought it was some new trendy "lingo" you whippersnappers were speaking.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Nope. Ferris Buller.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Buzz's quote was from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Ridgmont? I think Ridgmont
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:17 am
WHAT?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:16 am
Dude, I'm Spiccoli. Awesome, Buzz.
Arrogant Knight - September 22, 2009, 12:15 am
Defensiiiiive...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:14 am
Ok, fine, fer sure, fer sure.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:12 am
Thanks. "Dork" was quite obviously the right choice. So move it along people, there's nothing more to see here.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:11 am
And how is it that I'm referred to as all of the below? Though not oaf so much, since grandma died...
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:10 am
"Barti" The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (feel better?)
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:06 am
How is it possible that I've never been called any of these things? Perhaps it says something about my character, that people go straight for the obscenities.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:05 am
oaf is just so medieval. nerd is so 1980. fool is (gilbert g notwithstanding) kinda 70s, goofball goes to the 50s.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:02 am
dweeb? nerd, dolt, fool, goober, goofball, jerk, oaf, weirdo.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
than*
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:46 pm
errrr...douche? no, I've already tried that one...n00bs? no, too modern. Goofs? I think I'll go with goofs, but I think that might actually be less relevant that dorks... Idk. Is cursing not an option in this case?
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:42 pm
While I stand behind "dork," what term could I have used, young man? And don't say "geek." That's so 1986.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
but obsolete. This is the modern age. Morals are gone and the expletives can fly. *lifts middle finger* "2009 motherfucker." Can you believe I've yet to be banned?
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:39 pm
Yes, you are behind the times. We've become for profane in the 2000's. Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke, cursing has become more prevalent. Now ten-year-olds can drop an F-bomb, so cutesy terms like "dork" have becaome all
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
How the H. is douche even remotely synonymous with dork? And I don't quite know where Mr.R is from, but in my neck of the nape, so to speak, "No Shi*t Sherlock" has just recently come into vogue. So greetings and salutations from the time warp.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:34 pm
I think he's right on this one. "Douche" seems the more common term in this day and age.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 8:33 pm
To your face, maybe ....
MrRandom - September 21, 2009, 6:47 pm
Gonna add a little insult to some injury there, no one has used dork in a very lonngggggg time.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
5 lions! As a gamer-geek I can totally relate!
RONSART - September 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
JUST THE BEST POSTER OF THE YEAR!!!


LOOK BEHIND YOU -




"BLOWTARD" -


TAGS: i swear that kid looks nothing like me my cap is plaid
Rating: 3.26/5

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Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:43 pm
But we can still call each other it. That's still good.
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:42 pm
Crap! Just googled "blowtard" and it's not original. Seems the most I could legitimately claim is to have added a distinct meanig to the term. And a dubious etymology: should be "blovtard", no? But an original meaning, I hope. Ah well.


I SWEAR -




EMPTINESS -




Language -




THAT IS FOR SHO -


TAGS: surroundings red border sans swearing
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - February 1, 2013, 7:04 pm
The trick is to get one without trying...
Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 1:28 pm
I was unaware of that. Thanks I'll shoot for the red border more often.
Greeny - February 1, 2013, 5:12 am
Posters considered of an adult nature are placed on the plus side, and receive a red border of honor
Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 12:04 am
Hey how do get that red border?
Sho - January 31, 2013, 5:26 pm
Lol, true. Fav'd


Dear Me -


TAGS: polite old ladies swearing
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 7, 2013, 2:03 am
Thanks dawg and keep an eye on your mail box...fan club newsletter coming soon.
spacedog - November 6, 2013, 8:02 pm
I agree with Gary. You have been out-doing yourself, Miss P. 5s again.
MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:53 pm
On a mission sir. Thanks for being a fan club member.
GaryO - November 6, 2013, 8:39 am
Shyt, gurl. Yer reaching new heights with every phooking poster…..KA-BOOM!! (my head)


End of the rainbow -


TAGS: beer gold rainbow liquor swear to you not photoshopped
Rating: 4.43/5

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xnavygunner - March 2, 2014, 5:47 pm
I'll drink to that!
xnavygunner - March 2, 2014, 5:47 pm
I'll drink to that!
maoworks2 - March 1, 2014, 8:26 am
You Got It .


EFFING C -




JUSTINE! - Stop dressing like a boy and get the damn dress on!


TAGS: i swear hes a she
Rating: 3.43/5

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This Time -


TAGS: i swear
Rating: 5/5

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Grandpa stories -


TAGS: grandpa ain t lyin he swears
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 9:27 am
It also was the working uniform for the Navy (still is, 'dungarees' or 'dungs') and farmers, ranchers, cowboys, wore it to work in because its a durable fabric. I used to have to wear nice clothes to school until about 7th grade. Thanks 4 sharing, Cynic!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2016, 9:43 pm
Awesome! You probably already knew this Mizzdizz but there was a time when denim was reserved specifically for prisoners. Nowadays, everyone wears denim without giving it a second thought. My, how times have changed.
mizzdizz - March 22, 2016, 1:32 pm
You'll have to PM the story later! I understand all the typos---I make plenty with a full size keyboard. We won't discuss what happens with my phone! LOL!!!!! Glad it gave you something to do! Wating in the VA has GOT to be 1 of the circles of Hell!
lgvernon - March 22, 2016, 11:38 am

Can you tell I'm on my tablet? Sorry about the typos. In the VA ER, waiting for dumba$$ to get back fron xray. Long story.
lgvernon - March 22, 2016, 11:36 am

When I saw thisphoto, my first thought was a poster about what's. Going to happen to that suit and those pointy toe shoes when he hits the end of the asphalt.


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